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Hindi Love Jokes : Papa, Apki Love Marriage hui thi na


Hindi Love Jokes : Papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi na

Beta – “Papa, Apki Love Marriage hui thi na.”

Papa – “ha par tumhe kaise pata.”

Beta – “Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai.

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Love Jokes in Hindi: I wish I was your book so that…

WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that
i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND: I wish u were a calendar
which i could replace every year!!!

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Hindi Love Jokes : True Facts About Marriage

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji han! Magar bahar jane ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi.

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Hindi Love Jokes : Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai

Policeman: Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.

Lady: Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.

Policeman: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi.

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Hindi Love Jokes : Chand kahan hai?

GF-Chand kahan hai?
BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar.

After Marriage:

Biwi- Chand kaha hai?
Pati-Andhi hai?
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.
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Hindi Love Jokes : Saas: Saat saal ke baad

Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha paida kiya woh bhi ladki
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Bahu: Agar aapke bete ke bharose rahti to ye bhi na hota!
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Hindi Love Jokes : If you tell 1-10 without any mistake

LKG Teacher: If U tell 1-10 without any mistake den I will give U one kiss.
LKG Boy: If I count 1-100, Do U have any better Package….!!!

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Hindi Love Jokes : New Ad Of Fair & Lovely

NEW AD OF FAIR & LOVELY
Maa: Nalayak, kahan thi itni raat tak ?
Beti: boyfrnd ke saath.
Maa: kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti: to kya hua maa, Fair & lovely hai na.

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Hindi Love Jokes : Life Main 6 Larkyan…What a life!

Jyotish: Tumhari life men 6 larkyan ayen gi

Boy: “Oh yess… What a life!”

Jyotish: Ziyada khush mat ho, 1 Biwi or 5 betyan hongi.

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Hindi Love Jokes : Afridi apni biwi se: Mujhe chai to dena.

Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke di.
Afridi ghusse se bola: Cup mein daal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le gaya ab isi me peene ki aadat daal.
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Hindi Love Jokes : Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar karte he

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?
Papa: Haan tumhari maa se.
Child: Bare badmaash ho ghar me hi chakar chalaya howa ha…..’


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